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Charlie Sheen Keeps "Winning;” Named CFPB Director
In a unanimous vote, Congress named former "Two and a Half Men" actor and self-proclaimed "Vatican assassin warlock" Charlie Sheen the inaugural director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
"[Expletive] and [expletive] to you all!" proclaimed Sheen before a crowd of cheering lawmakers. "For my first act as Director, I am renaming the CFPB to be called Charlie's Financial Protection Bureau. Second, I plan to hire 1,224 goddesses as my staff and
to make all consumers [expletive]."