A cash machine operator has introduced Cockney rhyming slang prompts and options to five of its ATMs in east London.
I hope this is no Patrick Swayze rum and coke!!
Would you Adam an' Eve it? A pie and mash machine that talks David Hockney. Cor blimey! I told the old trouble and strife, but she couldn't give a Kate Moss. She prefers to go down the tin tank with a Gregory Peck?
It's all a bit Watford Gap - cockney cash might be comic, but the chuckles come with a cost to the customer! How about extending the ethnic theme a little further - how about an Islamic ATM? How about an ATM that doesn't charge!
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